found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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