Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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