He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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