Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
