She just used a chaser for red wine.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
