we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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