Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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