why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
