More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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