My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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