Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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