It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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