oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
