That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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