you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
