He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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