Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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