Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
