I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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