I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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