I hope mine doesn't look like that
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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