i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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