All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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