I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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