If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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