Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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