It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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