Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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