He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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