I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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