So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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