Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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