sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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