i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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