did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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