I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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