i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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