Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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