actually, I'm a sock model
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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