Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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