I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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