Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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