Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Randomize
