Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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