Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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