He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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