I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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