I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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