Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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