he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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